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housebuiltbyghosts:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

hell yeah

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
(via rumour)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

vivelafrance24601:

You know when you try to draw hands and you finally get the shape right but then you look end result and justimage

galtenoble:

I will keep you from all harm

galtenoble:

I will keep you from all harm

so-treu:

wow….

so-treu:

wow….

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

housewifeswag:

b1g-r3d:

daily-harry-potter:

My Lego Quidditch Aquarium at my Office

THATS FUCKING BADASS

wowww

housewifeswag:

b1g-r3d:

daily-harry-potter:

My Lego Quidditch Aquarium at my Office

THATS FUCKING BADASS

wowww

I’m Catholic, you’re a Mormon; let’s not worry about who’s right and who’s not a Catholic.

Student: Maybe there’s still hope.